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You Wake With A Sudden Jolt

You do not know where you are.

…But the frenetic sounds of dissonant jazz chords fill the air.

Your heart thumps like a Travis picking bassline on overdrive.

The music of Michael Bolton’s “Best Of” record assaults your ears, and you plead desperately…

“Make it stop!”

Amidst the disorientation, you wonder, “Where am I?”

 

A fleeting memory surfaces—you were practising “Dust in the Wind” just a minute ago.

Abruptly, a sinister laugh resonates in the dark shadows.

Attempting to rise, you discover your hands bound by your G string (the 3rd string of your guitar).

You find yourself ensnared in a room surrounded by the remnants of a thousand demolished guitars.

In the midst of chaos, a beautiful melody emanates from the corner… The music echoes like a captivating blend of the music of Tommy Emmanuel, Eric Clapton, and Paul Simon.

 

However, as swiftly as it began…

The music halts.

It is replaced by a sinister cackle as unsettling as a Ringo Starr solo song.

“Welcome,” rasps a deep voice.

“You’re now in my world—in the lands of Guitarville and my beloved Acoustic Asylum. I am the Gatekeeper, I decide who lingers in eternal darkness and who departs to become a successful guitarist.”

A challenge awaits – a guitar game

Begin with Episode I below… and then come back here for more…

Begin with Episode I: Welcome To The Acoustic Asylum